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God hates all of the very same people as you do, isn't that cool?


It's true people, the Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy that you call God, really, really despises all of the exact same people that make you feel nervous.


If you get anxious around gay people, or if you worry that one of them might hit on you with their super duper gay recruitment satanic laser beam of love, well, don't worry.  Your Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy hates all of the same people as you do.


In order to prove that God Hates Equal Rights, all you need to do is find a minimum of one Bible verse about God hating something, which is as easy as pie, and then start a ballot petition signature drive to harass the people you just proved that God hates.  What could be more American Fundamentalist than spreading the Good News of God's hatred?


Of course you say God and imagine it means one Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy, but others might say God and be imagining a completely different Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy.  But since you are making it up, you can put any words that you want into the mouth of your deity.  Ain't it FUN?



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