Buy Queer Devices

This page offers certain devices, that may be used for certain purposes, all of which God really, really hates. A lot. Bunches. When you buy items listed here you will help to promote the Homosexual Agenda and the Godless Atheistic Heathen agenda both at the same time. Each dollar you spend pisses God off twice! Order now.

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#1: Astroglide Personal Lubricant, 5-Ounce Bottles (Pack of 2) Astroglide Personal Lubricant, 5-Ounce Bottles (Pack of 2) by Astroglide (24) Buy new: $19.98 $16.32 6 used & new from $12.95 (Visit the Bestsellers in Safer Sex list for authoritative information on this product's current rank.)

#2: Durex-Extra Sensitive Condoms, 100ct Durex-Extra Sensitive Condoms, 100ct by Durex (23) Buy new: $25.99 $15.48 7 used & new from $13.60 (Visit the Bestsellers in Safer Sex list for authoritative information on this product's current rank.)

#3: ID Glide Sensual Lubricant - 9.5 oz ID Glide Sensual Lubricant - 9.5 oz by ID (19) Buy new: $12.95 $10.56 19 used & new from $8.58 (Visit the Bestsellers in Safer Sex list for authoritative information on this product's current rank.)

#4: Pre-Seed Personal Lubricant - Multi-use Tube Pre-Seed Personal Lubricant - Multi-use Tube by Pre~Seed (65) Buy new: $14.51 $12.01 15 used & new from $12.01 (Visit the Bestsellers in Safer Sex list for authoritative information on this product's current rank.)

#5: Pre-Seed Lubricant Multi-use, 40-gram tube with 9 applicators (Pack of 2) Pre-Seed Lubricant Multi-use, 40-gram tube with 9 applicators (Pack of 2) by PreSeed (4) Buy new: $27.75 $26.56 5 used & new from $26.56 (Visit the Bestsellers in Safer Sex list for authoritative information on this product's current rank.)

#6: Naturalamb Natural Skin Condoms, Lubricated, 12 condoms Naturalamb Natural Skin Condoms, Lubricated, 12 condoms by Naturalamb (68) Buy new: $28.26 $20.99 12 used & new from $19.95 (Visit the Bestsellers in Safer Sex list for authoritative information on this product's current rank.)

#7: AstroGlide Water-Based Lubricant - 5oz AstroGlide Water-Based Lubricant - 5oz by Astroglide (26) Buy new: $18.50 $9.60 30 used & new from $6.05 (Visit the Bestsellers in Safer Sex list for authoritative information on this product's current rank.)

#8: OKAMOTO BEYOND SEVEN MALE CONDOM, 36-Count Pack OKAMOTO BEYOND SEVEN MALE CONDOM, 36-Count Pack by OKAMOTO (5) Buy new: $12.24 $4.41 6 used & new from $3.42 (Visit the Bestsellers in Safer Sex list for authoritative information on this product's current rank.)

#9: OKAMOTO Crown 100-Count Pack OKAMOTO Crown 100-Count Pack by OKAMOTO (3) Buy new: $16.01 $13.60 6 used & new from $11.60 (Visit the Bestsellers in Safer Sex list for authoritative information on this product's current rank.)

#10: 60 Durex Condoms Variety Pack! CondomMan's Collection of the the Best Du... 60 Durex Condoms Variety Pack! CondomMan's Collection of the the Best Durex Condom Styles by CondomMan (43) Buy new: $19.99 $13.75 2 used & new from $11.99 (Visit the Bestsellers in Safer Sex list for authoritative information on this product's current rank.)